Cramps

Is this allowed?  Can I talk about something so icky on a public forum like this?  Well, the ol’ uterus is screaming at me, so that’s all I want to talk about right now: cramps, cramps, cramps!  Ay de mi.  The trials of womanhood.  Popping four ibuprofen hasn’t even helped.  Maybe that’s because I’ve been chugging caffeine all morning—I’ve heard that makes it worse.  So that just leaves the question: does whining about it make it any better?  Could be some sort of physio-cathartic effect.  Yeah, I think I feel the pain waning . . .

 

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